Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's shark week go big or go home
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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