I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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