What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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