On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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