Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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