so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
