Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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