dude i'm inner monologue high
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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