yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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