He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize