I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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