i permit you to call me
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.