At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Ketchup is God's man juice
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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