Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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