i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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