Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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