Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I didn't notice because vodka
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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