I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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