We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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