Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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