making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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