ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
