I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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