Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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