Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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