Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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