I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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