Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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