Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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