One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
bring money and cleavage
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm really busy with my period
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