I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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