You work out of a Hotel?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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