Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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