Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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