Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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