I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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