Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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