I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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