i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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