Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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