Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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