glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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