yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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