Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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