drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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