I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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