After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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