dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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