He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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