Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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