She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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