erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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