Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
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don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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