before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
